Independent creative systems // Est. somehow

Welcome to Butthurt Splits Media.

Music, software, live experiments, ATP2, and creative chaos with just enough operational discipline to keep the domain renewed.

Official enough

01 // Organization

About-ish

Classification: media organization
Method: controlled improvisation
Liability: spiritually limited

A functioning organization, technically

Butthurt Splits Media is an independent home for music, software, websites, AI experiments, theatre-tech instincts, and projects that escaped containment before anyone could schedule a meeting.

ATP2 is one of our ongoing projects, operating somewhere between a broadcast, a live experiment, and a sequence of decisions that seemed reasonable at the time.

We build things quickly, learn in public, and keep the useful wreckage. Mistakes are not deleted. They are promoted to lore.

02 // Audio department

Music

Featured mixes, live transmissions, tracklists, and future releases. Volume remains a personal decision.

Featured mixLive mix

៙ATP2៚ - Sunday Short Mix 5: NO Sad Girls Allowed

Live nu-disco house mix recorded in Traktor 4. Sir Christopher Walken was flying around without music in the first cut, but remains just as disappointed in this corrected edit. The gayest nu-disco house on this side of Phnom Penh. 🌈🕺

Featured mixLive mix

៙ATP2៚ - Sunday Short Mix 4: La-Da-Dee-Da-Damn

This is a hyper-maximized, continuous 123 BPM Nu-Disco and high-octane aerobic gay house assault built with bootleg-accurate precision.

03 // Institutional memory

The Lore

Every mature organization has a knowledge base. Ours contains fewer answers and considerably more kitchen.

SIGNAL-01Stable

Pi-Pi-Tu-Tu

An audio signature, a diagnostic tone, or a phrase repeated until it developed independent meaning. Current research remains inconclusive.

ENTITY-02At large

ZikZak

Equal parts direction, instruction, and warning. ZikZak appears whenever a straight line would have been more efficient and therefore less interesting.

ARC-03Active

The Kitchen Arc

What began near a kitchen became a complete narrative era. Continuity is disputed. The appliances have declined to comment.

SENTIMENT-04Still disappointed

Sir Christopher Walken

He has reviewed the situation. His disappointment remains measured, specific, and devastating. No corrective action has satisfied the committee.

04 // Output

Projects

Software, AI experiments, websites, prototypes, and other things that made it past the notebook stage.

Live media projectBroadcasting intermittently

ATP2

An ongoing collision of music, live production, visuals, technical experiments, and aggressively undocumented improvisation.

Open project ↗
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Measurement calculatorLive

Bulge.cc

A two-measurement calculator for estimating volume, with a deliberately practical approach to fit, calibration, and uncertainty.

Open project ↗
The Raw Vegan's Guide to Sweet Potato book cover
Small press publicationAwaiting ISBN

The Raw Vegan's Guide to Sweet Potato

A small digestive field guide: raw sweet potato, atmospheric change, evolutionary adaptation, and municipal infrastructure.

Open project ↗

05 // Incident log

Dispatches

Short updates, release notes, project logs, and technical disasters written down before they become disputed history.